herculenis

A penis so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of Hercules himself! A herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)

Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!

Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!

by theartfulbadger August 28, 2006

Hercules chili bowl

When one flagellates while menstruating causing the gas to travel from the butt crack to the crotchal region making a bubble similar to homemade chili. Thus creating the Hercules chili bowl.

One night we were at Kristina's house when Sara, on her period, let out a Hercules chili bowl that was heard throughout the city of Hercules.

by saucybitchessss May 12, 2010

Herculetic

(Adjective)

A descriptive adjective referring to the strength of ones penis.

i.e. "Rock Cock"

"Stay back! That man has herculetic powers!"

by CHROME POLE October 5, 2019

Hercules

Honey, you mean HUNKULES!!!

I’d like to make some sweet music with that Hercules!!

by Zer0_ December 17, 2019

Hercules shower

When one of your friends takes a bath with the leftover water from the other guy taking a shower.

Hercules shower! Hercules shower! Hercules shower!

by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022

Dirty Hercules

Any of several devastating hand-to-hand combat tactics which shock your opponent into submission. In order to qualify as a true "Dirty Hercules", the tactic must include two simultaneous components: 1) a stunning show of strength, often utilizing mechanical advantage to make it nearly impossible to counter (the "Hercules" part), and 2) an unexpected assault on the senses of your opponent (the "Dirty" part). Options for the dirty component are limited only by the imagination of the attacker. Foreign objects and organic matter are fair game.

Paul: "Yo, check it out, Praveen is pissed at Rick for hitting on Karla."
Tom: "LMAO should we warn Rick?"
Paul: "Nah, he's gonna get what's coming to him."
Tom: "DAMN! Rick showed Praveen what's up with that Dirty Hercules! Praveen ain't getting up and now he needs to take a shower too."
Paul: "Oh shit, Karla liked that, she's all over Rick now."

by bolivian serenade August 2, 2023

Herculiver

A liver that is very strong when it comes to drinking.

Daren has a herculiver. He can drink for hours!

by Aaron Goodyear January 8, 2006