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Mr. Herbert

The elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially Chris Griffin.
Mr. Herbert: Chris, can you come over and help me with something?
Chris: Sure Mr. Herbert!
Mr. Herbert: Hurry up now! Mmmmmmmmm....
by pushi kuratz June 30, 2008
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Herb

1. To be wack. Worthy of being mocked. Weak, chumpish, and generally to be avoided.

2. Mocking term of friends and/ or enemies.

It's origins lie in New York City, and with a national commercial campaign by Burger King where it stated "Don't be a herb, get the Whopper." In it Herb was a combination of a nerd and a moron.
Yo wassup herbs, what time we drinking?

This party got way too many herbs, I'm out.

That kid asks way too many questions, he's a straight herb son.
by TooDarkMark December 9, 2012
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herbal Alzheimer's

The effects of marijuana usage that remain for a time after the high has worn off, such as forgetfulness, lack of motivation, apathy, and general emotional fucked-uppedness.

Not noticed so much in occasional users, but very obvious in those who buy Zig-Zags by the case.
Herbal Alzheimer's looks like Tommy Chong at his peak before his first weed of the day.
by da Graybeard August 6, 2009
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herbert the pervert

Dude Herbert offered me some candy this morning and said come on I just wanna lick ya Herbert the pervert means: I WANT YOOUU
by Http/www.UrbanDictionary.com February 24, 2015
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Mr. Herbert

The aging, pedophile neighbor of the Griffin family on Family Guy who creeps on teenage boys. He speaks in a high-pitched voice and whistles his S's. The other characters, for whatever reason, are usually not suspicious of him.
Mr. Herbert- Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.

Brian- Dammit... I'm, I'm sorry, what?

Mr. Herbert- You know, with colorful pictures of ice cream treats. And it plays a tune that's fun for the young children? Da da da duh, da duh, da duh, da da duh da da duh, da duh... duh. Mmmmmmm.
by Bunquita February 27, 2011
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Heebster

A hispster that identifies as "culturally Jewish." They often aspire to be Woody Allen.
Famous Heebsters - Jessie Eisengerg, Michael Cera, Scarlett Johannsen.
by Alphamajor March 13, 2011
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justin herbert

The best rookie quarterback ever. He was drafted in 2020. He played for the Oregon Ducks in college and now plays for the LA Chargers in the NFL. He is known for his hair, arm strength, and being humble and shy. Justin is overall a good guy.
Dude, did you see Justin Herbert score the game winning touchdown last night? It was amazing!!!
by Yeet Mcskeet January 8, 2021
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