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Heppy

Hungry + Sleepy = Heppy
Sometimes you can be hangry and sometimes you can be heppy.

After I get baked I feel heppy.
by Salvador Rodriguez January 25, 2019
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Johnny Hempseed

Someone who plants Cannabis without harvesting it.Alt.A person trying to "overgrow" government prohibition of Cannabis cultivation.The origional thread of this idea may have come from a comedy album by Tommy Chong and Cheech Marin "will Debbie Hempseed please report to the free clinic".Also promoted by Marc Emory of "Cannabis Culture "magazine in his "overgrow the governmnent"legalisation movement.A popular Blog signature.
John Chapman A.K.A. Johnny Appleseed spent a large part of his life planting Apple trees so people could eat Apples,Johnny Hempseed does the same thing with Cannabis varieties.
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West Hempstead

A small town of Long Island,NY where most of the people are layed back and enjoy the magic of marijuana.It has a large Jewish population and they will not hesitate to bust a cap all up in your ass. West Hempstead is also the origanal home of the New York Nets now known as the New Jersey Nets. The Nets would play in a large gym now known as Island Garden. It was the first professional home for Julius "DR.J" Erving. Basicly WH reps the sett so dont hate.
you wanna see an average north eastern american town, go to West Hempstead
by Ian Uhl December 6, 2005
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Hempfield

Hempfield Area Highschool is a school that openly welcomes students of 3 distinct types; white trailer trash heavily addicted drug addicts, normal people, and the stick up the ass rich people who refuse to be friends with you based on outward appearance.

The school is a complete dump, smells bad inside, and continues to fall apart every day. Instead of fixing the school itself, the school board decided to spend over 10 million on the reconstruction on a football field and field house, all for a football team that can't play football for shit, and win one damn game the entire season.

The teachers there can't teach to save their life. They just don't have the brain capacity to do so.

An everyday ritual is a fight in the cafeteria.

A bomb threat is called in at least once a month. Instead of sending the students home to prevent them from being killed, they evacuate the school and put them on the bleachers outside . . . Where a bomb would most likely be placed underneath there.

You can listen to music on your ipod in study hall. You can even choose to sleep. But you can't play games on your ipod. Wtf.

Your not allowed to hug anyone; its a pda thats considered by teachers on the level of rape.

If your a freshman, your an automatic piece of shit.

If your a senior, you do what you want and just don't give a fuck.

The school is just a hell hole that is sinking deeper and deeper.
"Wow Drake, that girl I went on a date with last night, she was really messed up."

"Oh jeese Luke, sounds like she went to Hempfield."
by thisissteveward May 14, 2010
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hemp bag

A usually colorful, woven bag that a stoner keeps his/her pipe in. A lighter and a bag of weed can also be found in a hemp bag.

Dont confuse a hemp bag with a bag of weed. Pot can be stored in the hemp bag, but it is always it's own plastic bag inside the hemp bag.
Hey man, the bowl's beat, I'll put the pipe away. Where's the hemp bag?
by brdd July 29, 2008
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hemp fandango

a name used to describe a person being hanged- hemp from the rope and fandango from the lovely girations of the hangeds feet while the try to touch the ground
now, my freind, you can dance the hemp fandango
by the wobly rocket June 10, 2011
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Hempster

(Noun) Anyone who is stricken with an infatuation and respect for hemp because of its ecological and economical potential to promote sustainability of life in the future and quell the human induced ecocide that Big Cotton and Big Petroleum are at large for unleashing at the dawn of the modern industrial era.
Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul seem to think that the introduction of hemp into our industries could save the world by ushering out the monopolistic and polluting industries which have been destroying our planet and taking our money for more than 200 years! What a couple of hempsters!
by skatersmurf December 29, 2015
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