A person that goes to great lengths and long painstaking hours to find that one thing that has alluded them for generations. Abandoning love, friendships, career, food, hygiene, and manners in order to make a way out of no way. Embracing the many hours of torture and ridiculous stares that come from the pursuit of the authentic, beautiful, and perfect Badonkadonk. From the German verb Heffen which means "to search for booty".
I mean really, staying at it in the mirror, isn't going to make it any bigger. I like her, but I wish she would just stop being such a Heffner.
by StirringUpTrouble January 19, 2015
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Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of
crisco off them
Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of
crisco off them
When u see your replacement
"Wow .....that bitch"
New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"
"Making cookies has never
been so easy"
When u see your replacement
just call her a "Hooty Heffer"
because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.
"Wow .....that bitch"
New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"
"Making cookies has never
been so easy"
When u see your replacement
just call her a "Hooty Heffer"
because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.
by GreasyTwinke June 4, 2016
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Get the Manny Heffley mug.Another word for a Bitch, and not the female dog meaning. A bloody awful teacher, who has no feelings whatsoever, and actually has sucked the devils bright red dick on numerous occasions.
Dude i got a bloody nose in english, and my teacher wouldn't even let me use tissues on the desk, claiming they were hers. I had to punish my nose with paper towels
Lemme guess, mrs. heffner?
yeahhhhh that bitch
Lemme guess, mrs. heffner?
yeahhhhh that bitch
by gah nms sucks April 1, 2009
Get the Mrs. Heffner mug.A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.
A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.
A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.
by Sam May 30, 2004
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Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.
Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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