heebe jeebes

Any gross, possibly infectious disease someone may have that i don't wanna get

I was about to nail this girl last night but when i pulled her panties off i could see that she had the heebe jeebes

by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009

Heened

1. To "Heen" someone, or to get "Heened" is to be waiting on someone and the person you are waiting on finds time, and a place to take a power nap. This usually happens at the absolute worst possible time, and more often than not, an almost unbelievable location.

2. A version of getting "Had", except dealing with time.

3. The ultimate insult to a person's patience.

Little did I know that while I was having a panic attack waiting for him to get out of the shower, he had piled some towels up around the toilet and was taking a nap while running the water so it would sound like he was in the shower. I've been "Heened".

He told me that he was right around the corner, so I'll wait for him here in this bad neighborhood. He'll be here in 2 minutes. (2 hours later he calls and says he isn't going to make it, and not to wait up) You've been "Heened".

by Slowheen May 15, 2011

heeled

When you get snitched out by a fucking friend.

Dude you just got heeled.

by kikitydk September 28, 2007

hebede-jebedez

I'm too hot to handle; you've heard this one before (goes best when used in a sentence with the word "babies," scabies, or even hendiadys

So why'd they make such a big deal out of one baby if Lindbergh had multiple babies, hebede-jebedez?

also: I cannot make your babies, hebede-jebedez

by Khata Yamamata June 2, 2003

heeber hobber

the act of a gay man pulling another mans penis out of a third mans ass and proceeding to suck it clean before inserting it into a fourth mans ass

Mike is the best heeber hobber ever, there was none of Rob's shit on Frank's dick when he inserted it into Sprout's ass

by skeezer69 June 29, 2011

high-heeled groin

A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.

"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."

by JellySnake February 10, 2014

Heezed

Heezed is a type of philosophy dealing with being content with self. The word is derived from "high" and "pleased". One who is content with their high. One who is content with life. Heezed is also a word to describe a feeling of euphoria associated with music. One is heezed when music overtakes oneself and the mind is lost in the world of sound. Heezed can also mean to be really high on marijuana.

I was so heezed yesterday when I smoked that Nothern Lights #5.

by Wickedspyder February 4, 2012