heptosexual

a plant screwing(doing, f'ing, etc...) weirdo <=

a heptosexual guy or girl ex: guy screwin a venus fly trap or a girl havin fun with a sea cucumber

by johnnie boi July 25, 2006

hectsexual

A person enjoying relations with boys, girls, plants, animals, inatimate objects, and aliens.

Chris was hectsexual.

by jewblack July 7, 2008

Hetrosexual

A guy that is actually homosexual but is denying it.

"He lyin' m8, we all kno he ain't no hetrosexual!"

by WhatsernameAgain? June 17, 2016

hentisexual

where you have a sexual orientation of anime 😼

“hey did that anime character is hot”
“wait bro are you hentisexual

by anonymous January 29, 2021

heteosexual

This is an adjective describing homosexual behavior poorly disguised as heterosexual behavior.

"I go to Tampa almost once a month, maybe some night I'm in town we go out sometime, strictly heteosexual, I think it would be interesting to meet you."

John Travolta grabbed the asses of those two male strippers dressed like football players in a totally heteosexual way.

by Teamocil July 4, 2010

hitosexual

When you love someone based on their personality, no matter how they look, what gender or sexual orientation

Person 1: What sexuality are you?
Person 2: I'm hitosexual, I love people based on who they are. MLK style.

by Sagburger July 17, 2016

hEmosexual

Someone or something that is a combination of Emo and Gay.

Teens on Facebook are always posting emo crap that sounds gay. They're so hEmosexual.

by Mabrus March 11, 2011