Paul Hebein

He is the greatest nephew of Adolf Hitler and he is born in the small city of fucking, Austria. He is very attractive with his mustache but he sniffed too much crack and now he is so white. Sometimes I loose him during the daytime.

Look at this white background.
Wait.. its a human
Ahhhh.. it s a white alien, I think its Paul Hebein

by YEETMEHARDBOI November 11, 2019

hebejebes

A creepy feeling. Something that scares you and gives you a sence of NO GOOD!!!

I was watching Alien and the chest burster gave me the Hebejebes

by phatdave December 29, 2007

Hebrew Hammer

A Orthadox Jew Version Of Shaft. Like Undercover Brother But Jewish.

"Hammer, your the baddest Jew this side of Telavive!"

by Jew Power December 5, 2003

Hebrew

One of, if not, THE oldest living languages which is written and read from RIGHT to LEFT. This language is mostly used by people who live in Israel or jews. It is what the Torah is written in. In the avrage modern jewish family the Hebrew isn't proper but with a lot of grammer mistakes. Though people know this it does not disturb them and they use it everywhere.

The avarge Hebrew conversation (or what it sounds like):
"Hey! Ma neeshma?"
"Hakol sababa Etzlee. Ech etzlecha?"
"Beseder."

Translation:
"Hey! What's up?"
"Everything's ok. What about you?"
"It's fine"

by ðèò July 19, 2007

mitch hedberg

Mitchel Hedberg is a comedian. His comedy is unique in that you do not have to see him to understand the joke. Givin this information, it is safe to say that the uniqeness of his comedy has complimented the understanding of his CDs "Strategic grill locations" and "Mitch all together"

Xylophone is spelled with an X. It's like X didn't have enough to do so they had to promise it more. "Okay, you won't start alot of words, but you will have a co-staring role in Tic-Tac-Toe. And you will be aquainted with hugs and kisses. and you will make writing christmas easier. and you will mark the spot. and you will incedentaly start Xylophone. Are you happy now, you fucking X?

by The Kid January 2, 2005

hebejebes

Something that makes your skin crawl.Spooky ,scary stuff.
Anything that is a little this side of creepy.

That fucking movie Saw 3 gave me the hebejebes dude.

by phatdave December 24, 2007

Hebert

Hebert is a pretty swole guy even though his muscles look like tumors. He can be stubborn as hell but everyone still loves him. Almost all the Heberts in the world scare little kids, but they're still friendly

Look at the tumors on Hebert's biceps.

by xxx_Cactus_Eater24_xxx May 6, 2018