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headlock

When receiving a blow job and the head of the penis gets stuck in the girls throat causing her to pass out leaving her vulnerable for anal rape
dude, your mom and i had a headlock last night
by jkldea134 April 27, 2015
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greek headlock

in wrestling match vs. an opponent you put your hand down the back of their pants and put your thumb in their butt-whole and your ring and middle finger in their vagina and pick them up like a six-pack
So my roommate was drunk and kept trying to wrastle me so I put her in a Greek head lock and took her to her room

Cheney was infuriated by G-dubs foreign policy so he put him in a Greek headlock.
by danimal799 July 11, 2010
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Headlock

Where the woman is on top thrusting ever so gently, just as she comes to the top of the penis head, she squeezes her pussy walls therefore locking the males penis in her vagina.
"Damn that girl has a good headlock"
by The Headlock founder and CEO November 1, 2008
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canadian headlock

When someone tries to guilt trip you and you reverse it and put the guilt on them so that they can't pressure you
John tried to give me a guilt trip for not going to the bar with him, so i mentioned how he dropped my party last week, i put him in a canadian headlock
by Haaksan May 3, 2016
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bean and cheese headlock

when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.
Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.
by TreeRatRecords December 3, 2009
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hallmark headlock

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!
by Steven October 25, 2004
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HeadLocks

Noun - Referring to massive boobies that usually have some saggage to them, also being part of a "larger" women
Verb - actually gripping or latching on to the boobies of a large woman
Erin Has headlocks, Look at those head locks. Im gonna put those in a headlock!
by CockerSpainels September 10, 2004
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