headlights

1. oversized diamond earrings

2. oversized female breasts, see hooters

1. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

2. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

by Joe Bone March 14, 2005

Headlight Disco

An orgasm that occurs during road head.

She took me to the BEST headlight disco last night.

by Josh31 December 24, 2007

the headlight car game

Padiddle, a game played when driving at night with a group of people. Someone sees a car with a headlight out and calls "Padiddle!!" Then gets to choose someone in the car that had to remove a piece of clothing.

The headlight car game. Padiddle, Sara take off your shirt!

by tinyduke November 27, 2013

headlights

set of woman's breasts

She stunned me with her headlights.

by joespagg February 21, 2006

headitation

The act of meditation while performing oral sex

Nelli is so relaxed after her morning headitation.

by aredrush4u May 1, 2016

Headline Educated

Someone who only reads the news headline without reading the full story and believes they know the full story.

"A story on Reddit says too much sleep can kill you!"
"How?"
"I dunno, I only saw the headline"

"Fucking hell Karen, It's a click. You are so fucking Headline Educated. Go away"

by Mr CeeKay August 8, 2018

Headline Porn

The glorification of basic stories into a few exaggerated lines that make up a headline. It leads to the act of someone just reading the headlines of news stories, and needing just that to get a, mostly false, understanding of the story.

I just read the headlines and now I have a general fear of the world, I'm a headline porn addict.

by GOGPshow March 10, 2020