Hayes FC

Nicknamed the Missioners,
Founded in 1909,
One of the best known teams in non-league,
Have a decent youth system,
Has a unique club shop.

Go you missioners!!!!

by anonymous February 23, 2005

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Chuck Hayes

One of the most "astonishing" free throw forms and shots ever seen.

NoobBaller: Man i my form sucks and my shooting percentage is below 25%..
Baller: Hah tell me about it. But at least its better than Chuck Hayes!

by ChrisKimSucks May 01, 2009

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justin hayes

A little bitch nigga that thinks hes so cool but really he just sits around and plays Fortnight like a faggot.

I fucking hate that lil Justin Hayes

by FamousMDK March 28, 2018

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Dwait Hayes

A swimmer in the Gold Coast, known for being a show off to his gay mates Sudama Pabian, in Urban dictionary and Balaram... They Often jerk off together on the ferry and compare all 3 cocks and how tall they all are.

1. Dwait Hayes is showing off his hairy sloth cock again, what a show off cunt.

2. My cock is bigger than Dwait Hayes, I think I should put my dick in your asses first.

by Polly Wants a Cock March 06, 2017

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Doing a Haye

The pitiful attempt to cover up a person's lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky

A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.

Before the fight: "I'm gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!"

After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"

Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!

by Benncm July 10, 2011

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