did you have sex with my barn owl

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.

A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.

Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.

He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."

by scodder May 14, 2010

Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes

When something is SO gay, an orgy of strictly men just couldn't compare.

THAT sounds Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes, using semen as lube.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

International Have Sex With A Latino Day (21 of November)

A day where everyone has to have sex with a Latino!

-Hey girl you it’s the 21st right
-Yeah I know I called Juanito up he’s coming to my place tonight
-International Have Sex With A Latino Day (21 of November) gurll

by casinocolombiano November 13, 2019

Have sex with your teacher for extra credit day

March 10

This is the day each year where you can bang your teacher and they have to give you extra credit.

Its Have Sex With Your Teacher for Extra Credit day. Get over here Mrs. G

by SheevTheSenate66 November 23, 2021

have anal sex with aux day

Have anal sex with aux day is when you must have sex with Auxhavoc or any individual with aux in their name.
This event starts on 19th of june to the 21st. :)

"Oh its have anal sex with aux day, What a sexy sexy man he is"

by godamnthatbootymassive July 19, 2022

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

fetish

NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023

you have the homo sex

it mean u gay lol

some guy: lol you're bad
you: stfu you have the homo sex

by u have the gay November 8, 2018