Start with a naked man and a naked woman. Stuff the woman in a trash can place a lid on top. Proceed to cut a hole where her cooter would be and then give it a good push down the hill. Quickly take off after buck naked in your roller blades and try to aim your raging boner into the hole that was previously cut. NO HANDS ALLOWED. *success is very difficult and your penis may be severed.
by boobahaha December 09, 2006
She flashed me a harpoon moon
by Badabingbert May 24, 2018
A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass
"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 09, 2018
by killer of lulz October 19, 2008
To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.
Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
by Liam Wallbanger May 06, 2006
The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.
by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010