Harding Leg

The condition of any unexplained rash , cyst , draining infection , limping or general grossness of one's leg.

Can also be caused by sliding into 2nd , stepping on rusty nails or hose testing.

Other known contributors are misuse of Chinese medicine , never wearing shorts , Greek messages and most likely too much mayonnaise.

Female : Do you have Harding Leg right now?
Male: Do I look like Dan , Paul or Brayn?
Female: No
Male: Then shut up , cunt.

by CaptainMick January 1, 2021

jan hammering

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.

Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.

by E W Cooke April 10, 2010

Harrington wristwatch

When a girls pussy(or ass) is sooooo large you could stick your entire fist in it. Then you pick her up with your forearm inside of her using her similar to a wristwatch. Very difficult to perform but when it is done, you know you got a loosy on your hands(literally).

That broads vag was sooo used I pulled off a Harrington wristwatch on er'.

by Jimmy2Legs March 27, 2007

Tonya Harding

The surprise kneecappin' of noobs to eliminate any future competition.

Dude, I knew if that fatass entered the match he'd own, so I put on a ski mask, hid outside his momma's house, and when he came home I totally Tonya Hardinged his ass!

by J. Knight June 29, 2004

Hatering

The act of one man thrusting his penis into another man's penis.

Can also be used as 'hatered'.

Andrew: "God man my dick is so sore!"

Jon: "What the fuck?"

Andrew: "Dude some guy Hatered me so hard last night!"

Jon: "Dude, you can't just be hatering all the time or your dick will split in two."

by BigDickMcThunderStick February 23, 2014

hammering thunder sperm

A hammering thunder sperm is:

1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs

Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME

Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop

by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011

Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020