hanen

Is one beautiful girl smart, clever, amazing you've got to love her a really good friend never lose a hanen. Never cries and hardly ever gets mad pretty funny always there one wonderful girl

Go and find your self a hanen now!!xx

by hanen December 18, 2013

left hander

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.

When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

caught red-handed

To be caught in the act of committing a crime, with the evidence there for all to see.

honey came in and she caught red-handed
creeping with the girl next door

by metheteen August 30, 2010

Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.

I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.

by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014

Right Handed Sinestro

When having sex with somebody from behind, the receiving partner reaches back with their right arm and forcibly attempts to jam their fist up the ass of the giving partner. Named after Thaal Sinestro, the arch nemesis of the Green Lantern, the name is a reference to the fact Sinestro wears his power ring on his left hand so his right hand is free to penetrate people anally, as most supervillains often do with their free hands.

guy 1: I was having sex with this girl last night and I stuck it in her ass without telling her first.

guy 2: hahahaa what did she do?

guy 1: she wasn't happy so she gave me a right handed sinestro to get even.

guy 2: Oh man that sucks!

guy 1: ...I kind of liked it (._.)

by balooboo May 7, 2011

ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.

The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.

by matt February 5, 2004

haneem

A person who is independent, very cheerful & love to talk in front of others. People adore her so much due to her intelligence and skills that she has. Haneem does not like people who seek for cheap attention, so she will smirk and pretend like she does not know this kind of person

Look at her ! She’s haneem .

by Poetry April 22, 2018