Chicago Handshake

A drink order that includes two traditional Chicago drinks (each oh which is sold almost exclusively in Chicago), a shot of malört and an Old Style beer.

My friends are visiting from out of town and I want them to get the real Chicago experience so I'm buying them a round of Chicago Handshakes!

by Mizami October 8, 2018

Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.

The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic

by Blakers-29 May 29, 2012

carolina handshake

The act of having a threesome with your spouse and a relative.

Cletus, his wife Fran, and his cousin Patty, we're caught giving each other a Carolina handshake last night in their trailer.

by Anal Tart October 2, 2013

tallahassee handshake

When you’re naked in the shower and you grab another persons genitals as you would during a regular handshake. Usually used when setting a bet.

I gave Jerry a Tallahassee Handshake to seal the deal!

by Dbith57 June 9, 2017

atlanta handshake

The dry humping of one man to another, usually unexpected by the recipient.

Hey did you hear that Johnny gave Jimmy the Atlanta Handshake when Jimmy was bent over?

by Lilslayer569 September 22, 2020

resuming handshakes

One of the most highly anticipated social aspects indicative of the imminent end of the Coronavirus Pandemic.

As we look around we see that folks everywhere are resuming handshakes!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

Penis Handshake

Most often encountered in an office setting where new introductions or hand shaking is prevalent.

The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.

Man 1 "I was taking a company dump the other day and I was peeping at other dudes... And this guy comes in, drains his lizard, and then walks right back out."

Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"

by phopey October 5, 2011