Hanooshed

A term of which you wake up with another mans hand in your pants while both of you are sleeping.

I got hanooshed last night.
Get hanooshed bro

by Mundyy01 September 2, 2020

Handome

The stuff you put on your dick before you get a hand-job.

"Jim put that handome on your dick, I don't want to get handwarts."

by Officiando September 1, 2009

limited hangout

Intentionally tell a juicy part of the truth of your secret so people are too misdirected and to distracted to investigate the full truth.

NIXON: You think, you think we want to, want to go this route now? And the — let it hang out, so to speak?

DEAN: Well, it's, it isn't really that —

HALDEMAN: It's a limited hangout.

DEAN: It's a limited hangout.

EHRLICHMAN: It's a modified limited hangout.

NIXON: Well, it's only the questions of the thing hanging out publicly or privately.

by datafromstartrek July 8, 2020

「ZA HANDO」

Okuyasu Nijimura's stand. It can erase literally anything that its right hand touches when it does a swiping motion.

"Oi Josuke! I used 「ZA HANDO」 to erase JoJo Friday! Please don't tell r/shitpostcrusaders"

by OI JOSUKE December 26, 2019

Haboo

Much like a Habeeb, a haboo is a creature which has no arms, only legs, that will chase after you and eventually murder you with his legs so he can have your liver.

"Holy shit! Is that a haboo!?"

by ebentz September 29, 2010

John Hancock

(n.) American shipping magnate and possible smuggler who became famous for his role in the American Revolution. He served as President of the Second Continental Congress, was famously a signatory to the Declaration of Independence, and later became the first post colonial governor of Massachusetts. In addition to these accomplishments, Hancock was a prolific author on the subject of masturbation. He wrote several authoritative treatises on the matter (several of which were banned on the orders of George Washington), and famously challenged the widely-held opinion of his fellow Founding Father, Dr. Benjamin Rush, that masturbation caused blindness and hairy palms.

John Hancock was one of America's most illustrious founding fathers and early sex educators.

by Dylan *@*@DaShizz@*@* July 29, 2009

hangoria

Hangover euphoria. The euphoric feeling one gets the day after drinking right before the wrath of the hangover kicks in.

Last night was ridiculous. Can't wait to do it again.

I feel like crap. You're just in eva hangoria.

by Mathan June 19, 2009