hank

Schwagg Marijuana

Dude, who's got the hank?

by Hank Chorkolatapuss December 10, 2002

HANK

a fat tub of shit who deletes these definitions because he is insecure

what the fuck is wrong with you hank

by hank November 19, 2003

Hank

A black nigga that got a white boy name that beat on his kids

Man that nigga a Hank

by Frisha February 6, 2019

Hank

Term used to describe someone who is a useless attention whore.
Generally a broke, friendless, insecure, overly sensitive idiot.
Douchebag.
Small dick

Don't be a fookin' Hank.
Didja see that clown being a Hank?
Ignore him, he's a goddamn Hank.
Sheila said her date had a Hank (tiny dick) and her girlfriends laughed.

by HanksGhost December 9, 2008

Hank

A random dude, usually a jock or meathead.

I went to the Dave Matthews Band show last night and there were Hanks in fuckin' Abercrombie everywhere. I vomited in terror.

by The One True Definition of Hank June 9, 2003

Hank

(v) to bite, ferociously, as if to draw blood

Dude 1: Dude, I totally hanked her when we were hooking up.
Dude 2: How bad is it?
Dude 1: She's still bleeding.
Dude 2: Dang, dude, you really did hank her bad.

by Triple M Threat December 28, 2005

hank

(transitive verb) To Hank (after smthing) - derived from the fuller verb Hanker: To desire something in a jumpy, puppyish optimistic kind of way. But not the kind of way that NOT getting what you hank after would have serious adverse effects to your mental wellbeing.

I hank after a goodly cup of English Tea.

by Starry-eyed lies December 19, 2003