Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012

Handichapped

A word to describe an angry or furious disabled person

This autistic kid getting handichapped fr

by LargShibe February 6, 2019

handicapped arguing

When somebody is arguing verbally, they realize that they are wrong, and start to raise their voice and rudely change the topic of the argument so they can be right and you can feel bad. Typically begins with a personal insult with multiple cuss words.

People that do this clearly don't care about what the argument was actually about, they only care about winning an argument making someone feel bad, or getting the last word. This is very immature, and you should not participate

Jeff: You can make more money if you go to college, and get a degree

Peter: No you can't cause you gotta pay to get into college, and gotta be there for like 4 years

Jeff: Yes, but when your done, you can make much more money than somebody who didn't go to collge

Peter: (raises voice) Well even if you go to college, your still a bitch with no life, I'll have a life without college

Jeff: Wow, you really have to resort to handicapped arguing, grow the fuck up

by Optical Epilepsy March 20, 2010

Handicap Slap

A game in which people look for cars with handicap tags . Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to slap while yelling, "Handicap SLAP!!!!"

Liz sees a handicap sticker on a car and yells, "Handicap SLAP!" while slapping Jason on the arm. He then turns to her and says, "Oh, its ON now!!'

by Lizzywiz April 22, 2010

handicap

to give your man a blow job or hand job to make him come earlier in the evening in hopes that he will last longer later in the evening, increasing your chances of getting off; An act to make him come now to level the playing field for later sex, similar to a handicap score in golf

I knew that we would be out drinking late and wanted him to fuck me good later so I gave him a handicap in the car on the way from dinner to the bar. When we got home home later he was able to give it to me for an hour.

by hesterprynne221 December 7, 2011

handirap

Handirap is shitty rap where the rapper sounds like they are handicapped

You like lil xian- the man? that shit is handirap

by Anbdoo March 3, 2019

handicrapped

When you have to shit so bad, you can't move

Dude, Bruce just had a super stuffed burrito from chipotle and now he's handicrapped

by Thefilthygoose August 25, 2015