Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.

"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

Back hander slander panda

The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.

(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

Boston two hander

When a woman jerks off two guys at the same time under a table.

Patty sat between Mickey and Finn at the table and gave them the ol' Boston Two Hander.

by Dvalamardace March 5, 2022

1 hander

Typing with your right/left hand
because your left/right hand is busy

"genericnoname" just invented the word:

Legerephobia - Fear of going to college due to mass shootings
variant stem of legere to gather + T-Mobile online classes
It was a 1 hander!

by youtubevideos November 19, 2015

handere

A handere is a personality characteristic that can only be found among Vietnamese people. Money stimulates Handeres sexually, and they typically only exhibit affection to individuals who have status and money, or who are exclusively interested in status and money. Vietnamese salons hold a special place in the hearts of Handeres.

Bruh wtf shes moaning at a Vietnamese flag she must be a handere!

by weirdo dude hair February 6, 2022

Fuck No Hander

Similar to the bmx trick, the Tuck No Hander, where you put your arms up in the air while performing sex in a position of your choice.

Holy shit I walked in Todd’s room when he was with his girl and he was performing a Fuck No Hander.

by AccomplishedFly4368 January 7, 2025

three hander

a firm, but really long shit, as if one could grasp it hand over hand measuring the length of three stacked fists

Oh boy, I just gave birth to a three hander today! All that fiber cereal I ate this week is really packing ‘em large. I damn near jammed the bowl when it broke in half on the flush!

by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019