poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.
My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.
by Doggie walker May 13, 2021
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Single Man Hand Dance

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.
by riddlecker September 29, 2016
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The One Man Hand Jive

Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure
Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive as his mother walked in and caught him in the act.
by ShoTz November 08, 2007
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One Man Hand Party

I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party
by jappy jappy jappy January 05, 2011
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Golden hands man

A man who is skilled with his hands and can build anything, drive anything, do a anything.

Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands
Look at that electrician work he has golden hands. Send him to fix the issues.

Golden hands man
by Kevin coates October 29, 2023
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Spider-Man Hand

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.
The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.
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Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
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