hand job

(n) a derogatory word that can be substituted for any other derogatory word.

synonyms: asshole, douchebag, faggot, tool, dumbass...etc.

-"hey, look at that dude trying to pick up the chick over there."

-"wow, what a hand job."

by Na + H20 -> H2 + NaOH February 4, 2010

Hand job

Something that really sucks. Anytime things work out really poorly, due to lack of planning or someone simply ruining all of your plans.

This party is such a hand job, no beer, no DJ, no chicks, I haven't had this little fun since leaving Iraq.

by Enrique Polatzo May 12, 2003

Hand job

when a guy rubs is pecker fr pleasure

by gorge May 25, 2003

hand job

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.

Chelsea gave isaiah a hand job last night !!

by allnighter23 August 22, 2016

Hand job

This is referring to a either male or female. Where the female will take her hand a stroke his yk. And men can do the same to themselves or same sex.

“I could use a hand job” -Jerry “well sense no ones around why not” -Karen

by Max Theodore March 5, 2020

Hand Job

Getting down on your knees, putting your hands together, and praying to God

Mom: “have you given Jesus a hand job today”
Daughter: “What the fuck”

by SuperSonnek December 11, 2020

hand-job

When a girl of if you are gay, a guy jerks you off my simply rubbing their hand all over your dick and you feel this really good feeling when it happens

WOW THAT WAS A NIIIIIICE HAND-JOB

by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020