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hanakosbestestfriend

That person who won’t respond to my dms on tiktok
Me:respond to my tiktok dms
hanakosbestestfriend: no bitch
by 17491063.5 July 11, 2021
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The Hansborough

An over confident ego state usually brought on when public speaking or selling to customers, also induced by drinking alcohol or talking about women.

Typical man stuff.

Not to be confused with "The Hainsborough" which is the exact opposite, - non confident and scared alter-ego state, which can be brought on by more confident, usually intimidating men.
"You dont say no to The Hansborough!"

"The Hansborough is back!"
by Dynamo, Swifty, Room 4 December 17, 2009
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read the handbook

The act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. One's ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.
Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?

Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
by p-teK April 6, 2008
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hanabata

A Japanese term that is used in Hawaii a lot meaning "boogers", literally meaning "nose butter" in Japanese.
Akira: Eww, man, did you see that retard? He just wiped his hanabata on his shirt.
by Da Local Boi February 29, 2008
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fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.
(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"
by Golden Shower October 28, 2007
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male handbook

An unwritten book about laws that males must abide by.
1. Don't date your bestfriend's ex.
2. Don't backstab your bestfriend.
3. Bros before hoes.
4. Talk about girl's tits and twats a lot so you don't look gay.
5. Never joke about a guy's sister or mom.
6. Ball tap someone back for revenge.
And so on...
Greg went against the male handbook. He is dating Katelyn even though his bestfriend Andrew broke up with her in the Spring.
by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007
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Ninja Handbook

Ancient Handbook revealing the ways of Ninja's throughout past centuries. Detailing moves and remedies of ancient days, the Handbook is often used as a guide for Ninjas in training. Although the Handbook is considered by some to be a myth, because of a terrible Asian's mistake, 2 white people have learned of its existence. Naturally this sparked interest in the index.
How does Bruce Lee do all those wicked awesome flips and kicks? He must have learned them from his Ninja Handbook.
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