hamper

a person with too much dirty laundry

No, honey, uh uh. You don't want to date him. He's such a hamper. He has way too much dirty laundry under his lid; you don't want to get involved in that.

by teddyburns September 25, 2016

spanky humpler

the terrible thing that gets done to un-willing mothers by none other than kimbo slice...

ben edwards mother received a huge spanky humpler...

by john flannery February 7, 2008

Hampter

A soffisticated being that is nocturnal that hide under your bed. Hampter is another way of saying fortnite battle pass

hampter

by Amogu March 24, 2022

flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 8, 2003

hamperhead

One of Middle Eastern descent or origin. Specifically, it refers to radical-minded misogynistic Muslims with anti-western sentiments. So named for the ponderous garments which they are prone to don on their head. This term is interchangeable with other terms such as 'sand-nigger' or 'camel-jockey.'

Yasser Arafat was one crazy motherfucking hamperhead

by Jeremiaj December 16, 2006

hamperage

- Someone who is just there following you around and doesn't contribute anything, but is just there and annoying

- Attention Whore

- Poco

- Geez, why is that kid following us?
- For get about him hes just hamperage

by Salad March 24, 2008

Hampersmitt

The small red pop-up that appears on a Facebook chat window announcing the number of messages.

Dude, the hampersmitt on your chat window says 26. Chill out.

by fbobsesser January 18, 2011