A stress level of great height found prominently in students studying the William Shakespeare play "Hamlet". Medicine for this illness can be resolved with 15 minute breaks, caffeine (high dosage), and masturbation. To learn more, speak to your doctor.
"Hey Jerry!"
"What? What the fuck do you want? I'm writing a paper on the play 'Hamlet'!"
"Man, you must have Hamletitus. Masturbate, man.
"What? What the fuck do you want? I'm writing a paper on the play 'Hamlet'!"
"Man, you must have Hamletitus. Masturbate, man.
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Get the Hamletitus mug.hamlet is a distinguished fellow, typically a nerd with superiority issues. however, he is hella christian and halal. hes very obsessed with grammar and plays trumpet. according to his coworker, he is wednesday adam's little brother. he can be reserved and glum sometimes, probably because he works at a bar and hates the russians that binge drink there. did i mention he is armo af? he wishes he lived in the 5th century because he's too classy for this current armageddon time period for the world. he hates qyartus but is secretely a qyartu due to his overuse of "💋"
overall, hamlet is a strange intellectual fellow.
overall, hamlet is a strange intellectual fellow.
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Get the sussy hamlet mug.originally the name of a shakespearan play. however, in recent times, a hamlet has adopted the meaning of a small ham sandwhich (i.e. more like hamlette just spelled hamlet)
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*A real fat cunt
*A fun abusive word used by about 10 people in the world
*someone with weight problems
*Everyone can be called a hamlegs
*A real fat cunt
*A fun abusive word used by about 10 people in the world
*someone with weight problems
*Everyone can be called a hamlegs
by Lacho October 10, 2004
Get the Hamlegs mug.The sexual act of when a man ejaculates into a vial or flask, then proceeds to pour it into someone's ear (preferably their partner) while they are sleeping.
The Hamlet
Lafawnduh: This morning I woke up and there appeared to be a sticky liquid of some sort in my ear.
Darnell: Oh yeah I gave you a hamlet last night.
Lafawnduh: This morning I woke up and there appeared to be a sticky liquid of some sort in my ear.
Darnell: Oh yeah I gave you a hamlet last night.
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