Hallmark Movies

1) Most commonly for majority of white people in America to watch, to get that holiday mood going.

2) That same basic movie, involving rich white people having the "American Dream Christmas".

3) Always ends with an unrealistic happy ending.

My mom is addicted to Hallmark Movies.

by Bobo00/01 November 13, 2018

halimatul

she's a friendly and crazy person but on the inside she feels different and emotional and sometimes in need of help . Though not everything can go her way also she sometimes change herself for the better and has a great heart to help ppl. As long as u be nice to her ur on the safe zone 👍btw shes short bahahah lol but also the quite a rare name

life is life sometimes u can doubt urself but u have to move forward - halimatul

by thtnoonesbusiness November 21, 2021

halifander

halifander (n.)
hal-eh-fan-der

Halifander is the screen name of a well known player on the habbo hotel. This player is well known for being in habbo hotel mafias, owning a strip club, and being a high roller dealer in super casinos.

Halifander and the Calderone Family trashed my room because we tried to troll them.

Halifander cleaned me of all my money when i bet him.

by habbo_crazy_terrorist February 18, 2014

Hallmark Holiday

A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).

"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."

by TheMonger May 5, 2006

Hallmark

A conglomerate constructed entirely of cardstock, glitter, and Keepsake ornaments. Hallmark's main goal is to perpetuate Christmas year-round, so it's four quarters are labeled as follows: Almost Christmas, Christmas, Still Christmas, and Valentine's Day. Among it's many schemes for holiday perpetuation are things such as: three (3) separate keepsake ornament events (the first of which occurs in July), constant, nagging reminders to customers to begin stocking up on cards for Christmas (beginning sometime around August), and the unnecessarily long "post-holiday sale" that runs right up to the beginning of Valentine's Day.

Since Christmas provides such a large part of Hallmark's revenue, it feels the need to begin releasing it's prized Keepsake Ornaments in early July, just as most people are finally beginning to put the horror of the previous holiday behind them. Thus, "Almost Christmas" begins, moving smoothly into "Christmas" sometime around mid-October. "Still Christmas" begins directly after New Years and runs until February 14th and often beyond, so "Still Christmas" and "Valentine's Day" often overlap.

Valentine's Day, which is the lesser of Hallmark's insidiously overdone holidays, fills in the gap between Still Christmas and Almost Christmas nicely while still managing to fill the duel purpose of guilting men into showering the objects of their affections with glittery cards, fluffy teddy bears, and heart-shaped boxes of chocolate.

Woman One: "I'm headed to Hallmark to get some birthday cards. Do you want to come?"

Woman Two: "Nah, I'm not in the mood for Christmas stuff right now."

Woman One: "It's July, I think you're safe."

Woman Two: "Well... alright..."

Sales Associate: *as they walk into the store* "Welcome to Ornament Premiere! All of our new Christmas Keepsake Ornaments have just come out for the year!"

Woman Two: *faints*

by taekwondoangel1 July 18, 2009

Husker Hailmary

The brilliant battle tactic employed by Commander William "Husker" Adama in the 3rd season episode "Exodus pt. 2" of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series. In a bold attempt to rescue the human colonists on New Caprica, Adama jumps the Galactica into the atmosphere directly above the settlement, causing it to "drop like a rock." This lets them by-pass Cylon orbital defenses. Just before hitting the ground, the ship launches a squad of vipers right before jumping back out into orbit again. The Galactica takes heavy damage as it shoots like a fiery comet toward the ground, but the tactic pays off and enables the colonists to escape the planet's surface.

Cylon child: Mommy mommy! I had a nightmare that a battlestar was falling from the sky in a ball of flames and it was spitting out planes like bullets and the world was coming to an end and then suddenly....it was gone. And the smoke in the sky seemed to spell out "Husker Hailmary."

Cylon parent: Don't worry sweetheart. Spaceships can't do those things and there isn't a commander in the universe who could ever pull off a stunt like that. Or is there?

by Mr. Crumbles October 23, 2006

Hallmarky

1. Over dramatic and obvious statement spewing.

-Commonly associated with the movies and actors of the Hallmark Channel.

2. An over dramatic person

"My Dad was acting very hallmarky today after watching the stock market drop and continued to act the same when he switched to the Hallmark Channel."

"Be careful, It's cold." (From a Hallmark movie in which a man jumps into water while it's snowing and the women screams the above statement.)

by Rob MJ December 6, 2011