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Hauling dicks

When a jackass in a componsator speeds buy with no sight of slowing down.
by Graphicfuzionz July 30, 2013
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Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.
Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."
by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022
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K-hairing

When you try to tell your girlfriend what your feeling, but instead of listening she just says K and plays with her hair as if it was more important.
I can't even talk to her anymore, it'd be one thing if she didn't care, but this is even worse.

What's she doing man?
She's K-Hairing the entire time without even looking at me.
by Sy23 April 17, 2012
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simple-hairing

The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.
- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!
by sashagerm October 23, 2023
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Harlingen, Texas

The shithole of the Rio Grande Valley. The most boring, depressing place in Texas, maybe in the whole United States. The most exciting thing to do down here is smoke weed. That's how boring it is. Not only that, the town is filthy and there's no good looking girls..... unless 250 pounds, tattoos and body piercings is what you want in a chick.
"Where you going for the weekend?"

I'm going to Harlingen, Texas.

Cool, what are you gonna do down there?

Go watch the Cardinals play? Fuck.....i don't know. Save me!
by Will Y. December 6, 2012
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Hauling Yorkie

1. A cover phrase used as a stand-in for any secretive or illicit act that one does not want to made public.

2. Used to describe any unknown act; usually of an illicit or frowned-upon nature.
"What'd I do last night? Eh, not much. I got in, made some dinner, hauled some yorkie and went to bed."

"Nobody's gonna be hauling any yorkie on my watch!"
by Brad August 12, 2004
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