Haggetron

A Hagget having the superior qualities of a Transformer.

And then one fateful day, he became a Haggetron; goofy yet stealthy as your mom in bed.

by Slickity December 8, 2010

Haggets

An imbecile who is obsessed with being gay and blender

Wow what a "Haggets"

by KyleThatGuyFromDiscord September 23, 2019

Haggenbopping

Masturbating inside of ones own feces and freezing it to simulate a haggen das ice cream cone.

I heard Timmy was haggenbopping all night long

by Zeppelin94 February 8, 2017

Haggot

The combination of faggot and hipster. Like that one dude that isnt masculine enough to really be a dude and acts like a bitch.

Did you hear about the new barista at starbucks? The one with gauges in his ears and multi colored hair, whose girlfriend puts makeup on him before pegging him, he's a total haggot. Hipster fag bitch douchefuck

by Cooterkick September 25, 2017

Haggeredsnort

The sound you make when you get chocked up about something or get nervous in front of someone you like.

My crush: Oh hey
Me: oh uh *haggeredsnort*

by IWANTTODIEINAHOLE November 26, 2019

hangetard

A goat who always wins in tournaments

Oh did u awe hangetard won another mutuals tournament

by I'm..'god February 26, 2021

Hangetard

One legendary mf. Bro hasn’t missed once in his life, you can compare him to god and he’d come out on top

Hangetard mutual me ♡︎

by Jack smith III February 26, 2021