Hacking Heaven

When the laity would donate cash; cryptocurrencies and NFTs; prized items like gold, diamond, coins, stamps, and paintings; and properties, so that the clergy could intercede for them before God to have their sins and those of their loved ones forgiven—generous or ostentatious donations on a regular basis would only set in motion a bountiful reward on high, be it material or/and spiritual blessings.

To upgrade the status of deceased family members from hell to purgatory, or from purgatory to heaven, the “political messiah” is encouraging his ultra-MAGA patriots to go to his “anointed” or “Vatican-approved” website to buy indulgences or “get-out-of-hell tickets” for them, and also for their own future sins—he’s hacking heaven by resurrecting or normalizing the banned spiritual practice of the Church.

by Fasters April 8, 2023

mole hacking

When a mix of tobacco and marijuana are grounded up and smoked out of a bong/water pipe

After they finished mole hacking with ernie, the gsg gang felt very light headed and shacked

by Easy Ernie November 6, 2012

Hog Hammering

A woman who entertains multiple obese men sexually at the same time. Dicks all around.

Linda was caught hog hammering her fathers friends at the crawfish festival.

by Supra man June 24, 2014

rectal hammering

Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.

"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".

by Willy Lickit February 17, 2015

Jack-hammering

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts

Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

hammering

The act of trying repeatedly to connect to an unavailable FTP server with little or no time between connection attempts. It can be compared to repeatedly hitting the "redial" button on a telephone when dialing a phone number that is busy until the other phone is no longer busy

Most FTP sites have policies against hammering and require FTP clients to set retry times at specific intervals, commonly at least 120 seconds between each attempt to connect. Most FTP sites can also monitor for devices that hammer, and once detected the server will ban access to the offending IP address either permanently or for a limited amount of time.

by Dong Woo December 4, 2004

hookering

the act of being a hooker or the act of selling yourself.

You want to come hookering in our neighborhood.
Shouldn't you be hookering somewhere.

by Pimpin Dark February 26, 2005