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netflix hijack

When your girlfriend, little sister, mother, or otherwise effeminate friend put mushy romance or Disney movies on the top of your queue, greatly delaying the time it takes for the good movies to come.
Dude, have you seen "The Hangover" yet?!
No man, I've been Netflix hijacked for like the past two months. All I've got now is 'The Notebook' and 'The Little Mermaid'...
by CManG September 13, 2010
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Wall Post Hijacker

Someone that takes over a person's Facebook wall post with conversation that is off topic and doesn't relate to the subject matter.
Tony is the biggest Wall Post Hijacker on Facebook! That guy always takes over Vera's wall posts with his random lame convo's.
by GrKosta March 11, 2010
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hijacker

noun.
An alternate name for a boxcutter or a similar knife-like tool as used by stock persons, shipping clerks, box packers, etc.

origin:
Related to the Sept. 11th destruction of the World Trade Center by airplanes. The boxcutter was the weapon of choice used by the terrorists that hijacked the airplanes.
The blade in my hijacker is getting dull.
by dfile July 25, 2004
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hijacking-off

When you're on a flight and the mood turns dark. You (pretend to) feel a gun in your side and you (don't really) hear a dark voice tell you to go to the bathroom. Now wank or I'll blow up the plane... says the voice in your head. mile high club rape wank
Whilst mid-flight:
"That guy's been in the toilet for a long time and it sounds like me might be crying!?!"
"Don't worry, probably just hijacking-off!".
by Grim Mark May 19, 2016
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hajakeiera

A tall bitch that kinda looks like a boy bc she has no chest
Hajakeiera is a bitch
by Emax25 April 4, 2017
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toast hijacker

A person who after hearing a toast proceeds to add his/her own toast before drinking. This is rude and annoying. If you want to say a toast just wait for your turn.
Man1: "I would like to drink this for our children!"
(everybody but one person drinks up)
Grandma: "Yeah, and I wish that these children grow up as good and loving as we did..."
Man2: "Haha, grandma is such a toast hijacker!"
by rfmg42 March 8, 2010
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Venture-Hijacking

‘Venture Hijacking’ is a sociological situation or phenomena whereby an individual or group A suffers the consequences of another individual or group B who has either attempted or succeeded in overriding or hijacking the venture of the former A.
Venture-Hijacking Examples:

1. Bernie Sanders and the Black Lives Matter Activist who hijacked his campaign speech to promote their own ideas. In this situation, Bernie Sanders was a victim of venture hijacking as he had organised a public gathering event to promote his campaign efforts to become the Democratic nominee. However, some female black lives matter activists ‘hijacked’ his platform to push their own political views.

2. During the middle of a meeting in the Quentin Tarantino movie ‘Kill Bill,’ a Japanese Yakuza gang member named ‘Tanaka’ starts talking disparagingly about O-ren Isshi’s (the gang leader’s) bi-racial and national heritage and insinuating that she was not fit to lead the Crazy 88 gang, as she is not pure Japanese. This scene is called ‘Tanaka loses his head.’
In this situation O-ren Isshi is the victim of ‘venture hijacking’ as she had called a meeting with her gang members in order to discuss matters in relation to gang business and one of her disgruntled gang member hijacked the focus of the meeting and started talking reckless nonsense about her being their leader. For which he pays the penalty of decapitation.

In the examples set out above an individual or group can be identified to have been ‘venture-hijacked’ or being a victim of ‘venture-hijacking.’
by Simple Sod April 23, 2020
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