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account hacked? 

A sarcastic comment used on social media to express surprise or confusion towards a post. Such a post tends to be out-of-character, random, meaningless or simply strange.
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\Bob: Loving Psy's new song Daddy. Didn't know why I hated K-Pop so\
\much. Why ain't everyone listening to this shit? \
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----Comments----
Kris: Maecenas dictum facilisis turpis quis sagittis.
Macbeth: Vitae imperdiet orci magna nec enim.
Jay: Account hacked?
Jasper: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit!!!
account hacked? by CH3791 April 23, 2016
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super hacked

someone who uses biohacking to advance their body or mind and reduce biological ageing.
did you see the biological age of that man; he's super hacked
super hacked by superhacked November 21, 2019

I got hacked! 

When you say something or post something on the internet that you regret, and a bunch of people see it and you're embarrassed, you save yourself by saying you got hacked and it wasn't you who posted it. Luckily, this does occasionally happen, so it's a believable story, and no one can hold you accountable for what you said.
James: Posts: Man I'm having a shitty day I hope my boss dies! *regrets the post the next day*

Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?

James: I got hacked! Chill out!

That's Hacked Up 

It's connotation is: A replacement for the phrase "That's F@#$ed Up"
i.e.. "Hey dude my mom says I gotta stay in this weekend and clean my room" "Ah man, That's Hacked up!"

Russian Hackers

A new buzzword/ boogeyman of the U.S. Can be added to the list of stereotypical enemies of the United States such as terrorists and communists.
A computer just got hacked? It has to be Russian Hackers!

Hacker Stab 

The act of misrepresenting ones self on the internet in order to bang somebody one time. Once the banging has taken place the profile is completely erased.
I'm not gonna lie bro, I hacker stabbed your new gina before she lost all that weight.
Hacker Stab by Ranchgirls June 15, 2020
Getting blind drunk on a school night, usually a Wednesday.
Wow, Mon got totally Hanked last night, she literally threw up in her mouth a little....
Hanked by Thehankcode April 3, 2019