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Get the pink fluffy handcuffs mug.(FANTASY SPORTS) - a player one selects for his/her fantasy team roster as a contingency for when one of the star players is injured/suspended/etc. often tends to be a backup or other teammate on the star player's 'Real Life' team roster, whose stats one would expect naturally to go up as a direct consequence of the star player's absence.
"This is fun? It's fun to watch your first-round pick standing sullenly on the sidelines every week as his backup whom you forgot to pick as a handcuff is putting up points? That's fun? REALLY?" (Bill Simmons, ESPN.com - 10/02/2009)
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taking extra care to make it known that the person you are with is your significant other, includes: public displays of affection, holdin hands, cuddling, speaking for the other person
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Get the handcuffin mug.Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!
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Get the hand cuffs mug.The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.
Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.
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She sat me down and had me put my hands behind the back of her chair. She walked behind me, and I felt something click around my wrists. I couldn’t move my hands anymore and realized that she had handcuffed me.
She sat me down and had me put my hands behind the back of her chair. She walked behind me, and I felt something click around my wrists. I couldn’t move my hands anymore and realized that she had handcuffed me.
She walked back in front of me and got on her knees. She proceeded to remove my boxers and pulled them down to my ankles, causing my throbbing erection to spring out. She grabbed my shaft with one hand and enveloped my cock with her mouth.
I cried out as she did so, the pleasure was so overwhelming. She moved her head back and forth as she slid her mouth and tongue along my erection. My hands twitched helplessly against her cuffs as I was powerless to resist her, not that I wanted to even if I could.
I felt pleasure and pressure building up inside of me and knew that I wasn’t going to last much longer. The pressure overwhelmed my balls and cock and cum shot through my cock into her mouth. I felt my cock pulsing for what felt like an eternity as it released copious amounts of semen, and she swallowed all of it.
Once it was over, she slid my cock out of her mouth, got up, placed her hands on her hips, and stood in front of me triumphantly. She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts. I was still breathing heavily from the intense shock of the orgasm.
“Well,” she said, smirking “I hope your handcuffed blowjob was worth it. Because I’m leaving you here for the rest of the night.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out. “Babe, please, no!”
But it was too late. She had already shut the door behind her.
I cried out as she did so, the pleasure was so overwhelming. She moved her head back and forth as she slid her mouth and tongue along my erection. My hands twitched helplessly against her cuffs as I was powerless to resist her, not that I wanted to even if I could.
I felt pleasure and pressure building up inside of me and knew that I wasn’t going to last much longer. The pressure overwhelmed my balls and cock and cum shot through my cock into her mouth. I felt my cock pulsing for what felt like an eternity as it released copious amounts of semen, and she swallowed all of it.
Once it was over, she slid my cock out of her mouth, got up, placed her hands on her hips, and stood in front of me triumphantly. She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts. I was still breathing heavily from the intense shock of the orgasm.
“Well,” she said, smirking “I hope your handcuffed blowjob was worth it. Because I’m leaving you here for the rest of the night.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out. “Babe, please, no!”
But it was too late. She had already shut the door behind her.
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