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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.
Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
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me-time hand

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?
by Bill.yeg January 2, 2019
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shut your mouth, give me your hand

A saying to tell shut up when they are getting impatient for their money
Give me my share! Finish the damn job! Shut your mouth, give me your hand
by what do i care 125 October 2, 2020
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hand melt

the act of when you brake your hand while masturbating while in the brake of busting a not
oh you'll be fine, as long as you don't experience something known as hand melt
by lolmanvip March 21, 2017
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left-hand metamodernism

A meta-theory of the self-imago (self-image) in which the conscious is oriented to be emergent from sentiment.

Meta-idealism of the avant-garde.
Left-hand metamodernism argues that self-image (subjective irony) is emergent from sentiment.
by metawave February 19, 2019
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Hand Meat

The meat of the hand that is sought by a cicada when it is held and attempts to stab it's proboscis into said hand.
First thing it did when I picked it up was go after my hand meat!
by Ophidia_75 August 24, 2023
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