Hamage

Verb or adverb, used to describe a gluttonous act of eating to much ham or ham products in one sitting, such as Thanksgiving. Can also be used to describe excessive eating in general.

Man 1: *groan* If I eat anything else, I will explode.
Man 2: "Yeah, that was some serious hamage, bro."

by Vaughan Murray May 24, 2003

harfgargle

When you half throw up, this is the sound it makes.

After seeing a picture of a user of Krokodil, I harfgargled.

by ThisReallyHappened May 26, 2014

Hamgry

The act of being hungry for Ham.

"Ham: Hamoudi"

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by Hamoudi March 6, 2015

Hamgasm

When the thought, eating of or otherwise engaging with pork products spawns a mental or physical orgasm.

The smell of bacon cooking gave her a hamgasm.

by Queen of 29 November 1, 2020

halfgrip

When you masturbate with 2 fingers and a thumb

Timmy's dick is so small he has to do the halfgrip

by Goliath23 March 28, 2021

Hamfucked

the process of getting fucked over when being overly greedy in a game.

Bob just got hamfucked on a roll for loot he needed, after winning the roll on everything else.

by goat of anger June 29, 2022

hamgap

The width of an overweight females vaginal cavity.

I hooked up with this porker last night and she had a 4 finger hamgap.

by stephenfw September 6, 2007