5 definition by ThisReallyHappened

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someone who can go long periods of time without sex
what are you, a sex camel? You haven't had sex in 2 years!
by ThisReallyHappened June 25, 2014

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When a potential future boyfriend or girlfriend openly rejects you or any chance of a relationship without even knowing you like them.
Him: Kate thinks you like me and i know that this isnt true.

Me: (but i do like you) oh that Kate...

Him: and besides we are just such good friends anyway that there's no way we could ever date!

Me: of course not! ( great a pre-rejection!!)
by thisreallyhappened March 10, 2010

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When you half throw up, this is the sound it makes.
After seeing a picture of a user of Krokodil, I harfgargled.
by ThisReallyHappened May 25, 2014

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to use one's vagina as a storage space when no other space is available
She went to jail, but twatketbooked her cell phone so she could still sell drugs.
by ThisReallyHappened April 15, 2014

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When a furry animal walks up and sits in or on your face, or just in your personal space.
I woke up completely claustrofurbic, due to the gigantic cat ass in my face.
by ThisReallyHappened April 18, 2015

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