Garth

is a funny, unique character, puts the G in gangster, or thug, has a big *ick to keep his pants from saggin, is part of the 3G'S a top secret service, well respected. Loves banging doggystyle. Likes rap, drum & bass, trance, kunt, azz, bj's , anal foreplay, gettin blown, garth is a mutha effin rockstar.

Oh my, garth your so huge!!

Cynthia: "Hey!!! whos that cute gay boy?"
Crystal: umm that would be Garth.
Cynthia: wow is he ever cute.
Crystal: yeah isn't he ever cute.
Cynthia: would you?
Crystal: ive already been there girl. Hes hung like a horse!!!

by kum*Star June 21, 2010

gearth

To look up some one, some place, or some thing online using the "Google Earth" application.

Hey, Kristin, gimme your address in Alaska so i can gearth you.

Yo, gearth that hotel we are staying at so we can see how to get to the beach from there.

by Ross Hendrickson August 4, 2007

Garth

To excessively rage at something that shouldn't be raged at

"Oh no, he's going to do a Garth at that game again"

by Cameroon Baxter November 11, 2014

Garth

A slightly heavy male who likes holding people down and spanking them!!

OMG Look at that Garth holding down that poor little girl

by the one who was spanked August 14, 2011

Garth Brooks

The best performer of ours or any time.

"Garth Brooks is so fucking awesome. I just can't believe how much of a fucking god he is."

by Derpy July 9, 2005

Snarfle the Garthok

A reference to the Coneheads movie. To take on a daunting task with failure a likely possibility.

"If you are going to ask her out on a date, then you might as well Snarfle the Garthok."

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

Garth Bow

Garth Bow is a medical ailment that effects a large number of people across the world. It is a serious illness that can affect victims work and social life. Symptoms include a lack of sense of humor, grumpiness and has also been know to effect other areas of the body if treated correctly for example Garth-Knee, Garth-Eye and Garth-Breath.

Oh my god i have Garth Bow and it Hurts

or

Holy hell your Garth Bow looks bad

or

I didnt get my Garth Bow treated and now ive got Garth Knee too

by Doctor Garthy September 12, 2013