cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.

Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

jizz guzzler

one who drinks a lot of jizz

"one of the things i love about my girlfriend is that she is a crazy jizz guzzler"

by Mikey Likesit June 13, 2006

banana guzzler

One who is infatuated with bananas and banana shaped objects. Can often be found watching and cheering along to Bring It On. Has on many occasions snuck up behind an unsuspecting banana and attempted to guzzle it without permission. BGs are often spotted cruising the produce aisle drooling and mumbling. They are not adverse to chugging cucumbers and can put away hotdogs like nobodys business. When a banana guzzler has gotten a hold of its prey it will usually keep it in its back pocket for safe keeping until it is ready to get its guzzle on.

dude 1-"dude, that banana guzzler has his eye on you, and he's at the drooling stage."

dude 2-"but i already got rid of my banana."

by Scuba wuzzle February 16, 2009

cum guzzling hoebag

someone who likes to swallow cum from alot of people

dude did u hear about that party, that cum guzzling hoebag went down on everybody!

by Banana$Bear October 21, 2010

cock guzzler

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) within a short time

"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"

by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015

guzzolene

The name used to refer to gasoline in the Mad Max series.

Gas! Petrol! Guzzolene! Listen! Hundreds... thousands of `gallons... as much as you want!"
―Gyro Captain to Max

by The Ayatollah of Rock n' Roll February 21, 2018

gash guzzler

nickname for lesbian,
likes gash,
same as muff bumber
rug muncher
all them lot.

guy one: she looks like a proper gash guzzler

idiot: no i think she looks like a lesbian.

by izzy shits December 23, 2008