feiner gurkentopf

A feiner gurkentopf is the very best valentines day gift you could ever receive.
It exists in the sizes 1, 2 and 3. It can be really massive.

Its residence is being gatekept by a Schnörwangen.

It is really fein

I am hungry! Lets go to the fridge and grab a fine pickle out of the feiner gurkentopf

by A fine pickle jar February 15, 2023

girkenschplokin

A legitimate German word.

You will find girkenschplokin in a German dictionary.

by KylerSN1984 October 19, 2010

Gurked

Fucked

Bryce: Dude that is so gurked.
Jayson: Gurked in the deece dome

by Mouse activate! June 25, 2009

Gurken

As well as being a well known pickle, it is used as another way of describing ones penis.

Jamie Neilson likes jerking others mens gurkens.

by Jammyboy366 March 15, 2009

gurkin

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.

Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!

by weezyfbaby69 March 13, 2011

GURKEY

A fricking stooped term used by FGTEEV Duddy that literally replaces the t in Turkey with a g. It makes no sense and is annoying to hear repeated on a "video" that is more of an advertisement.

Duddy, "Oh MUh Gah- GURKEETY GURKEY GURKEY
His child, "HAHAHAHLOLOLOLOXDHARHHAH"
DUDDY, *Silence for once* "GURKEY"

by Bigsexwaluigio July 12, 2018

Gurk

Getting your dick sucked

I brought that hoe over and she gurked me up!

by OuuuBigheadOnTheBeat May 5, 2018