The guillotine

A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.

Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful ablution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.

The result of their body weight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.

Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.

Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.

by C Spiceyweiner June 13, 2018

Guillotine

When a girl lays on her stomach and you slap your dick on the back of her neck.

I put that bitch in the guillotine.

by Josh Steffes September 27, 2010

Anticapitalist guillotine movement

A movement against capitalism that seeks to come to power and replace it with another type of government like communism,anarchy etc. and take all the bankers and other people who work in finance and other people who support them like cops and politicians etc. and chop there head off with a guillotine.

Support the anticapitalist guillotine movement.

by The Fury 13 December 12, 2010

Guatemalan Guillotine

When you stick a sharp object onto the end of your penis, then make a bitch deepthroat you until it cuts her throat.

This dumb bitch told me to give her the guatemalan guillotine, now she is dead of suffocation.

by caca_huates April 19, 2009

arabian guillotine

The act of shanking someone through the temple into the brain while he/she blows you, causing him/her to involuntarily bite down on the penis with maximum force, as they die. Often suggested as a test for the virility of the shank-er (as a sufficiently turgid member should withstand the maximum force exerted by a jawing).

This bitch started throwing up while rimming me, so I gave her the ol' Arabian Guillotine. In retrospect, I may have acted rashly. Such is life.

"Give her the ol' arabian guillotine!"
"LOL!"

by Larry, Matt, y Zach July 24, 2008

Guilitine

Not to be confused with the “guillotine”, the execution device designed by France made for popping a pimple on the neck, the Guilitine is a far more nefarious device created by Dr. Professor. Lingerie as a deterrent to the messy method of the former. The Guilitine does not have a physical form and this cannot physically hurt you, however. It will drive linguists and snooty professors crazy as they try to correct you despite your insistent that that is indeed, the one true, correct spelling.

PA: To the guilitine with the queen! Off with her head!
YS: Guilitine
PA: Guillotine*
YS: Tangerine?
PA: No
YS: guiltytine?
PA: stop
YS: Pantene?!?!
PA: NOOOOOOO

by Walnutoast September 27, 2022

guillotine posting

Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.

Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"

by MrBober August 22, 2023