When a male finds himself doing a split so intense that his guch tears at the seam and the resulting opening resembles a woman's genitals.
"I was busting out some dope parkour the other day when I fell and split my guch. My friends made fun of my guchina for the next week."
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Someone who's a guchoo, an annoying person, someone who pisses you off or does an action that pisses you off. Just a Douche bag, a bitch, someone weaker than you. a Guchoo is also open to interpretation as well. People who like Sammy Adams are often guchoo's. Pronounced (goo-cho)
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Get the guchmuffin mug.1. when someone or an animal is over-excited in the cutest way possible.
2. dancing to empress you, or if a animal is extremely fluffy.
2. dancing to empress you, or if a animal is extremely fluffy.
1. keewee the parrot flies to the window, to see his companion come home from school. Keewee's cheeks get very fluffy, and he dances around to show how guched up he is.
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Get the guched up mug.the worst possible think to ever say. It is Norwegian slang for: go fuck yourself, and is offensive to many races and cultures. to the blackfoot people, it means: burn in the fiery pits of hell. to the mohawk people, it means: you a a dick-sucking, chair eating, child molesting, visually appauling lump of crap.
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