1) A covert crack-house, usually specialised in stock of the magic mushroom variety. Referred to in 'La Belle Dame Sans Merci' where the writer John Keats expresses his love for narcotics. One interpretation is that the 'Elfin Grot' is the home place of 'La Belle Dame' where she seduces the knight. Another interpretation, the right one, is that John Keats is a smackhead.
2) The name given to a witch's vagina.
2) The name given to a witch's vagina.
1)
Male 1: This is good stuff, where dya get it?
Male 2: The skanked up Elfin Grot.
2)
Male: You'd be amazed what I can do with my wand ;)
Female: Go on then, whack it in me Elfin Grot.
Male 1: This is good stuff, where dya get it?
Male 2: The skanked up Elfin Grot.
2)
Male: You'd be amazed what I can do with my wand ;)
Female: Go on then, whack it in me Elfin Grot.
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Get the fetid grot mug.HOCK A GROT = To spit.
Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.
To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.
To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.
Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.
To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.
To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.
Mundane instagram anti-vax troll - “ Blah, blah, blah…big pharma. Blah, blah, blah…dictatorship.”
Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.
Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.
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grothesk "I am the wittiest person ever"
user "not you again go away"
grothesk (quoting mark twain or other known quoter) "I am better than you heres why -(insert known quote)"
user "..........have you shut up yet"
user "not you again go away"
grothesk (quoting mark twain or other known quoter) "I am better than you heres why -(insert known quote)"
user "..........have you shut up yet"
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