Groin Ball

A variation in the hand-ball rules. This rule stipifies that if a player can keep the ball in play buy thrusting their groin (male or female, this rule does not discriminate) at the ball resulting in that player remaining "in" and the game will continue as normal. Also, if a player can manage to serve "Groin Ball" style the game will end and all the players must carry the server on their shoulders through the massing crowd of amazed on lookers.

A player mishits a ball into the air. In an amazing feat of atheleticism the player (Mario) manages to bat the ball into his opposing player's court by thrusting his groin at the airborne ball.
Mario: GROIN BALL!

by choxo October 11, 2006

Groin Crackin'

the act of the male and female sex organs connecting in a violent, raging, yet very enjoyable intercourse.

example: I was sexiled from my room because my roommate and her boy toy are groin crackin' in the back.

synonym for smoosh.
Like yeah me and my boy/girl we smooshed last night.
Like yeah me and my boy/girl we were groin crackin' last night.

by JaneForester(BigBooty) December 10, 2010

groin maggots

Anything in or around the groin that moves independent of the bearer, male or female.

Cindi: The bitch took her her panties off and threw them on the floor and the fuckers started to move!

Monica: groin maggots

by Drexel P Cat August 22, 2011

Groin grease

The Sweat That Builds Up Around The Inner Thighs And Knackers Of A Salad Dodger On a Hot Day

"Hey Sarah, That Bloke Shouldnt Be Wearing Those Tracky Bottoms On A Hot Day Like This Check Out That Groin Grease"
"Dirty Bastard"

by Thugz Cuny April 3, 2009

groin smear

1) total awesome song by the band Black Prophecies a href="www.myspace.com/blackpropheciesmetal"Black Prophecies Myspace Page/a
2) Premature ejaculation

OMG I just groin smeared

by FaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceLO October 18, 2008

groin garage

male genitilia. often the big scary, monster-like kind.

"i'm gonna stab him in the groin garage too!"

by Jadizzle June 29, 2007

groin blaster

A groin blaster is when you have an erection, and then you pull your legs together towards your groin really fast. This causes a painful rush of blood to the penis.

I gave myself the ol' groin blaster

by dmby.com March 28, 2005