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Mall Grabbers

Those whack-ass fools that walk up and down the mall with their skateboards... but they're holding them by the trucks.

What would posses a chump to do this: poser ass bitch!
"Shit a whole mess o' mall grabbers just rolled up to the shop!!! lock the doors and ruuuunn!!!"
by Driesle and Gwime February 7, 2009
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Cookie Grabber

Something which is used to steal your cookies and hack into your Neopets account. It was used by KaosKinesis in the great January 2005 CG Scare.
Kaos is a dick. He should stop using Cookie Grabbers, grow some balls, and step outside and get a real job, and stop 'hacking' people on a kid's website.
by FriendlyN3opian January 17, 2006
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grobbeling

to be the king of something.
in particular the king of a corned beef empire.
you are so totally grobbeling at dodgeball.
by ksizzlecbqueen November 2, 2010
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Name Grubber

An individual who uses the prestige of a university as the only criterion to attend.
David is a name grubber because, even though he wishes to attend Columbia University, he does not know why, all the while badmouthing smaller schools like Amherst College.
by labsz October 23, 2010
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Grubbert

An unclean child by the name of Robert.
Grubbert does not wash his hair.
by amy in stars December 9, 2003
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Grubberface

An individual with a mixed sense of self importance and/or a deeply shallow social life who harms others by wasting their time on Facebook with worthless, cute, wasteful, or cheesy copy-and-pasted motivational posts (that they don’t even adhere to).

The Grubberface craves the positive attention they believe they are getting, which inflates self-worth. However, in reality, the majority who see and read a Grubberface's posts in fact actually hold the Grubberface in much lower regard - at times, feeling purely sorry for them - because the Grubberface’s grubs are actually making it increasingly difficult for them to be datable, hirable, or even likeable.

Most likely, a Grubberface is someone who is already recognized by friends outside of Facebook as someone having social difficulties, not dated nor had sex in several years, and has gained at least 20 pounds in the last year. Thus, the Facebook friends enable the Grubberface’s behavior by not confronting them on their online habits. The kindest intervention is scissors to the keyboard cord, battery removal from the mouse, and “misplacing” their mobile device.
My friend Carli just posted this on Facebook: "In the mood for Swedish Fish." What a Grubberface. No one, anywhere, on Planet Earth cares.

John is a Grubberface. He just posted: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade..."

“About to eat a burger.”

“Boy, vacuuming sucks”.
by UrbRC October 8, 2010
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gobbernaught

A hand-holdless half virgin psued.
That guy's only ever fugged butt. He's a gobbernaught.
by Bert[Burt] July 18, 2020
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