What do you think of that?
by Geezer Teefies August 20, 2018
Get the geezer teef mug.n. Any "experienced" member of an alt.* Usenet group (typically for binaries) that has no tolerance level for requests, comments, or questions. These people typically have been participating in the newsgroup for a minimum of four to six months and actively guard their small, insignificant territory by providing a hostile environment and citing unwritten rules.
Not to be confused with yEnc-cOp *.fuckwad or Usenut.
Not to be confused with yEnc-cOp *.fuckwad or Usenut.
User 1: That alt.geezer keeps ragging on the noobs, but never posts a damn FAQ.
Users 2: At least it keeps him inside the house.
Users 2: At least it keeps him inside the house.
by Usenut May 1, 2005
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when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.
I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.
by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010
Get the slimy geezer suprise mug.Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.
My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!
by glenzo January 1, 2017
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Get the British Geezer mug.Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.
by circushead March 10, 2007
Get the geezer squeezer mug.An automated medical device which provides chest compressions during CPR. It is used for patients that are in cardiac arrest (the heart has stopped). The device is typically wraps around the chest and is attached to a plastic board underneath the patient. The "geezer squeezer" makes CPR more effective and easier for ambulance crews because it reduces fatigue associated with doing chest compressions. Also known as a "Thumper".
Did you see the patient that EMS just brought into the hospital? They had the "geezer squeezer" on him. I hope he makes it.
by code 3 response October 12, 2010
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