Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.

In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.

by Dr_dude November 3, 2019

Grotis

A simplified version of "the grossest". Meaning a person or object is the grossest one has ever seen.

That guy is a grotis!
Did you see that? What a grotis!
That girl that just walked out of that trailer park was surely a grotis!

by Ponemahjohn June 23, 2016

gramishy

A description of something saying it's like a grandma. Grandma-ish.

"Do you see what she's wearing, it's so gramishy!"
"OMG! I swear I've seen my grandma wearing that! How gramishy."

by tacosarerllygood January 29, 2018

goatism

Goatism is a religion were you exchange everyword that looks like goat with the word goat

Arsenal won the match with just one goat!

by MacStalin April 18, 2005

gradist

A person who takes sadistic delight in passing judgment on you and your assignments. Gradists can range from the obvious Teacher to your boss at work.

That crusty old whore Ms. Teacher is such a gradist; I could hear her cackling all the way down the hall as she corrected our papers!

by Gas_Pump March 16, 2009

grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Hugh Grantism

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.

Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism

by Lokithorman June 6, 2004