When you cum on your hand and yougrab someone by the throat violently or push your hand onto another's face
when a bitch is disrespectful give her the ol' buffalo grappling hook to show that hoe some respect!
by sandman142 August 17, 2010

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.
Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?
Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!
Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!
by Uberwang69 October 21, 2012

Masturbating - Commonly known as 'Wanking'
Not so commonly Known as 'Choking the Bald Guy til he's Sick'
Not so commonly Known as 'Choking the Bald Guy til he's Sick'
by Tom Mc July 10, 2006

by Aptv October 29, 2011

Hey John can I have CARROTS?
Yeah sure
**EATS CARROTS**
Yum, wait grrrrrrr ahhhhh
What Jim?
My stomach hurts John
You might have a GRAPPLE APPLE
Yeah sure
**EATS CARROTS**
Yum, wait grrrrrrr ahhhhh
What Jim?
My stomach hurts John
You might have a GRAPPLE APPLE
by A coco April 5, 2023

by Jellybellybean16 December 21, 2024

A form of mix martial arts that requires no muscle to complete ultimate mortality in a victim of assault.
I grappled him down.
by hadessmithenweston March 19, 2016
