by Gellyman March 25, 2017
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Although a term of mockery, Gravy SEALs should be taken seriously, as they are deluded AND have access to copious amounts of arms, and plenty of just as delusional friends to back them up. They may be fat, unhealthy, conspiracy nuts, but they have real guns.
Tl;dr - military wannabe LARPers, but with actual guns.
Although a term of mockery, Gravy SEALs should be taken seriously, as they are deluded AND have access to copious amounts of arms, and plenty of just as delusional friends to back them up. They may be fat, unhealthy, conspiracy nuts, but they have real guns.
Tl;dr - military wannabe LARPers, but with actual guns.
Ex: I was going to eat lunch at Chapman park, but apparently the gravy SEALs have been deployed there for some rally.
Ex: Those guys are so spineless. They stamp and holler and threaten to send in their gravy SEALs, but then decide to cancel and whimper about it being unsafe.
Ex: Those guys are so spineless. They stamp and holler and threaten to send in their gravy SEALs, but then decide to cancel and whimper about it being unsafe.
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A signature dish made by a gentleman in Nashville, TN. The recipe is akin to your typical meatballs and tomato sauce.
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A bandage or bandages worn by an individual who is a victim of head trauma.
A bandage or bandages worn by an individual who is a victim of head trauma.
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Carter F. Grady is an American rapper, actor, hustler, and pimp. He made his first appearance in the American public with his 2009 hit single "Scissor Dance."
His dance, the "scissor dance" is a dance also known as "scissor walking" or "scissor walk-dancing".
Carter has an upcoming mixtape coming in Spring of 2010 entitled "Carter Effed", which comprises of a mix of gangster rap and a mix of R&B beats, comparable to those of Kanye West.
Carter Grady has the potential to become one of today's greatest celebrities and is seen in many tabloids already at the young age of 18. Look for Carter to make a lot of headlines in the first quarter of 2010.
His dance, the "scissor dance" is a dance also known as "scissor walking" or "scissor walk-dancing".
Carter has an upcoming mixtape coming in Spring of 2010 entitled "Carter Effed", which comprises of a mix of gangster rap and a mix of R&B beats, comparable to those of Kanye West.
Carter Grady has the potential to become one of today's greatest celebrities and is seen in many tabloids already at the young age of 18. Look for Carter to make a lot of headlines in the first quarter of 2010.
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