Griffles

One that uses vacuous internet language.

I consider you a griffles because you took the time and effort in order to type 'kewl' instead of cool.

by Sedirée May 4, 2009

Graffeces

The age-old art form of leaving poop stains in the shitter.

My wife often leaves poop-stains in the toilet. One day she called me at work and said that the poop stain bandit had struck again and I asked her if it was an act of graffeces? Needless to say it stuck, LOL.

by Poop Stains Hoenie August 30, 2009

Graffenberg Spot

1. A myth, often told to mislead teens.

2. A lie, used to cover up the awesome power of the mighty Clitasaurus rex.

3. An awkwardly sought after source of female pleasure that does not exist.

John spent many painful hours searching for Jane's Graffenberg Spot before calling in Mythbusters for assistance.

by tap-pat January 7, 2009

Gruffled

When someone is into something when its new.

when a person gets a new toy, say a motorcycle, they are very into cycles, so that person is gruffled.

by joejoegaipa March 7, 2010

griffler

1. One who griffs
2. A tall, skinny lizzard-like creature that lurks in the shadows of the band room.
3. An American who attempts to become emperor of another Asian country (China)

Griffler! How many times do i have to tell you? DON'T LET PEOPLE STICK THINGS IN THERE!

by Pointy Hat April 26, 2004

griffler

n.
1.)Bandius Grifflarius
2.)Greek God of Sex
3.)Emperor of China
4.)One who Griffs
5.)One who rocks out on the trumpet
6.)Part of the Weed-Allen-Griffler triangle of craziness
7.)Lives in the band room

guy: "oh man, griffler is sooooo cool"
hot girl: "like, griffler, is like, the hottest guy around!"

by Griffed April 27, 2004

Gruffle

To talk in a deep tone with a voice that sounds like you just got out of bed and you have a scratchy voice.

I was just jamming out to the radio in my car and now my voice is all gruffled.

Chad Kroeger's gruffle makes me want to beat down a baby with a sledgehammer.

by herpityderpderp April 17, 2011