goatsified

To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.

That fool was goatsified.

by vectus October 27, 2003

Goats In The Garden

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie

Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!

by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011

goastcheeks

the warmth of someone elses butt on the toilet seat

eww i just felt your goastcheeks

by realpowerminy May 26, 2016

blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!

This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

gonasifaherpaaids

When a girl is so nasty that she might have like every desease out there and you dont want that.

"Dude that chick looks pretty hot!"

"No way man your going to get gonasifaherpaaids."

by Dustin Broken January 14, 2008

gitasap

get in touch as soon as possible

I need to find out what you think. GITASAP

by jpneal February 24, 2014

The BOAT of all GOATS

Name for someone who has transcended GOAT status

Tom Brady is the BOAT of all GOATS.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018