Goonter

pretty much a pre fucked asshole!!

Dude did you hear that Thomas has a "goonter"?
Hellzz yeah man I heard that shit was huge!!

by <@$$!>Y March 9, 2008

Goont

A person who is overly attached to someone who has no mutual feeling towards him!

A goont is also a person who frequently wrongly thinks that his/hers crush is also attracted to him/her

-"Michelle is such a goont"
-"Yeah...tell me about it!"

by NinjaDobe July 24, 2014

goontash

a derogatory term which means the presence of hair on the upper lip of an adolecent boy.

HOLY CRAP Shaun has a huge goontash.

by Fake Name11111111111111111111111111 June 11, 2006

goonstick

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

by ripjaden March 28, 2023

goonett

A ride or die bitch that's down for whatever. female version of a hustler. see(goon)for male version.

Me and my girls are gonna be on goonett status tonight.

by RazzRed May 1, 2009

goofut

A colloquial term from Bangalore
used to describe a moron.
could be used to address a friend, a greeting.

Hey Goofut!, where were you?
He is a big goofut!

by Eshwar September 18, 2008

GoofNut

someone who thinks they are funny

Mike Morrisey

by Sara Robbins and Michelle Lamarco February 21, 2004