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googly eyes

Human eyes that protrude from the skull in a manner similar to a frog or a fish. This gives the freakish human an increased field of view, double that of a normal person. This strange feature often results in severe rejection by the opposite sex.
My roomate has repulsive googly eyes; I get scared when I see them shine in the dark.
by Tim106 May 2, 2005
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by anonymous April 24, 2005
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googly eyes

The glassy, unfocused eyes that people get after they drink way too much alcohol. This look is usually accompanied by large circles around the eyes, and an overall impression that the person's eyes are liable to fall out at any moment. Not everyone can obtain the googly eyes look. Some people skip this stage and proceed right to black-out.
Frat boy#1: Dude, do you remember anything about last night?

Frat boy#2: No, I was really googly eyed.

Guy#1: You ok? You have some major googly eyes going on there.

Guy#2: What!? I'm too drunk to hear anything!
by miyadaman October 13, 2011
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googly goblins

An expression used to express how ugly something is.
I met a fine girl in the club, but her friends were googly goblins!
by ojustblazed April 16, 2011
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Googly-Hole

noun: the small indention or "hole" just below the adam's apple on a person't throat

verb: While a friend isn't paying attention, inconspicuously use your finger, preferably two fingers, and lightly jab them into the small indention or "hole" just below the adam's apple on a person't throat, then vigorously wiggle them around. If done properly, the person will instantly jerk away while making an extremely ugly facial expression as if they are being tased or something similar. They will be shocked at first, but then soon after will burst into laughter and ask "what the hell was that for?!" They will then use this technique on you as well as everyone they know soon thereafter.
"Did you see Allison's face when Bobby googly-holed her? It looked like she was being electrocuted or something! I thought maybe she had shat herself the way she reacted, but then she burst into laughter!"
by googly-master October 13, 2011
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Googly-Gine

A woman who seems dirty enough to the point that if you put googly eyes on her vagina it will look like a crazy/hairy/drooling beast.
"Ugh look at that girls sideburns, she's definitely a Googly-Gine."
by maskritic March 12, 2013
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Googly Eyes

An action used by humans to impress members of the opposite sex. Often times, an intimidated human male will offer his mate the Googly Eyes with hopes of sex or an extreme handjob by a female.

Female Definition: The Googly Eyes given to men by females often times represents a lack luster offer to fuck. A laughable female dance provided to an unexpected male. In a return a male will usually act unnoticed.
Dan: Hey Steve guess what?
Steve: Dude, whats up?
Dan: Totally give a chick the googly eyes yesterday. We fucked all night and then proceeded to have more sex after she gave me an extreme handjob.
Steve: Wow, that's incredible! I'm going to try it on our waitress!


Janice: Laura I gave a guy the googly eyes before and he just looked away!
Laura: That's because your ugly and I just had sex with him 12 minutes ago!
by Drimicus September 27, 2008
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